Oddee
Posted in what? on 07/29/2008 09:38 am by Madam DracthorCheck this site out: Oddee
WARNING: Quite bizarre!
Archive for July, 2008
Prison Vs. Work
Posted in fun, life on 07/28/2008 02:23 pm by Madam Dracthor
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
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@ PRISON |
@ WORK |
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you spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON |
you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ WORK |
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you get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ PRISON |
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ WORK |
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for good behavior, you get time off
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for good behavior, you get more work
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@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON |
@ WORK you must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ WORK |
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you can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON |
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ WORK |
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you get your own toilet
@ PRISON |
you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ WORK |
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they allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON |
you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
@ WORK |
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all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON |
you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK |
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you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out |
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
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@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens |
@ WORK they are called ‘managers’
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THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. |
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Ma’am You Can’t Log In Cuz You’re Already Logged In
Posted in fun, what? on 07/28/2008 11:44 am by Madam DracthorThis from work:
E-mail: I can’t log in! I logged in yesterday and it was fine. Have I been blocked?
My co-worker called the lady and helped her.
Co-worker: Ma’am to log in, go to the top-right corner where it says Log-In
Lady: It’s not there. It says Log Out.
Co-worker: Then that means you’re already logged in.
Bugshit
Posted in life, what? on 07/28/2008 09:50 am by Madam DracthorWe have a work-order ticket system at work called Bugzilla, but I prefer to call it Bugshit or Bugshilla.
It’s used to submit troubleshooting or work order tickets to our support webmasters. However, I don’t like the system very much. Why? Because it asks a dozen or so Yes/No questions before determining the type of ticket that you should be using.
After using this system for 2 weeks, I am honestly sick of the Questions. Depending on what questions you say Yes or No to, you could easily end up with 8 questions minimum.
I’m at the point where they should start asking me questions like this:
Are you done yet? Y/N
Are you mad yet? Y/N
Do you feel like tossing the computer out the window? Y/N
Do you feel like shooting yourself in the head? Y/N
Do you want to write out your ticket yet? Y/N
YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!