Archive for July, 2008

Oddee

Check this site out: Oddee

WARNING: Quite bizarre!

 

Prison Vs. Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

@ WORK

you spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

you spend most of your

time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ WORK

you get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal

and you have to pay for it

@ WORK

for good behavior,

you get time off

for good behavior,

you get more work

@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON

@ WORK

you must carry a security

card and open all the doors

yourself

@ WORK

you can watch TV and play games

@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching

TV and playing games

@ WORK

you get your own toilet

@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet

with people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON

you aren’t even supposed

to speak to your family

@ WORK

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ PRISON

you must pay all your expenses to go

to work, and they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time

wanting to get out and

go inside bars

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called ‘managers’

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

 

Ma’am You Can’t Log In Cuz You’re Already Logged In

This from work:

E-mail: I can’t log in! I logged in yesterday and it was fine. Have I been blocked?

My co-worker called the lady and helped her.

Co-worker: Ma’am to log in, go to the top-right corner where it says Log-In

Lady: It’s not there. It says Log Out.

Co-worker: Then that means you’re already logged in.

 

Bugshit

We have a work-order ticket system at work called Bugzilla, but I prefer to call it Bugshit or Bugshilla.

It’s used to submit troubleshooting or work order tickets to our support webmasters. However, I don’t like the system very much. Why? Because it asks a dozen or so Yes/No questions before determining the type of ticket that you should be using.

After using this system for 2 weeks, I am honestly sick of the Questions. Depending on what questions you say Yes or No to, you could easily end up with 8 questions minimum.

I’m at the point where they should start asking me questions like this:

Are you done yet? Y/N

Are you mad yet? Y/N

Do you feel like tossing the computer out the window? Y/N

Do you feel like shooting yourself in the head? Y/N

Do you want to write out your ticket yet? Y/N

YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!