Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
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@ PRISON |
@ WORK |
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you spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON |
you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ WORK |
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you get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ PRISON |
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ WORK |
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for good behavior, you get time off
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for good behavior, you get more work
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@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON |
@ WORK you must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ WORK |
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you can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON |
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ WORK |
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you get your own toilet
@ PRISON |
you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ WORK |
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they allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON |
you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
@ WORK |
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all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON |
you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK |
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you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out |
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
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@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens |
@ WORK they are called ‘managers’
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THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. |
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