“Can you take a call? It’s from a deaf person.” Me: “Huh?” “A deaf person just called my number on the relay and I figured you could take it.” Me: “I’m deaf too! I can’t use your phone. Find out what he/she wants.” “Oh okay.” A few minutes later…. “I’m sorry, the call is from [...]
“Does she have children?” “Nah, she hasn’t bred.” This when someone was discussing the behavior of a woman who was being a complete moron to a fellow co-worker’s child.
