Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON @ WORK you spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle @ WORK you get three meals a day, fully paid for @ [...]

We have a work-order ticket system at work called Bugzilla, but I prefer to call it Bugshit or Bugshilla. It’s used to submit troubleshooting or work order tickets to our support webmasters. However, I don’t like the system very much. Why? Because it asks a dozen or so Yes/No questions before determining the type of [...]

I got this in my e-mail about great tips. But what got my attention was the very last one …

“Does she have children?” “Nah, she hasn’t bred.” This when someone was discussing the behavior of a woman who was being a complete moron to a fellow co-worker’s child.