“Can you take a call? It’s from a deaf person.” Me: “Huh?” “A deaf person just called my number on the relay and I figured you could take it.” Me: “I’m deaf too! I can’t use your phone. Find out what he/she wants.” “Oh okay.” A few minutes later…. “I’m sorry, the call is from [...]
I have a black unicorn candle that my long time friend Gaias Ingheans gave me years ago. The three musketeers (my three boy kittens) knocked it over one day and the horn snapped of. I glued it. It snapped off later while drying. Again, glue and stick on. Snap off. Again glue and stick on. [...]
E-Mail: “Where is that article about monkeys living on the Sutter Buttes?” Me: Huh? Monkeys? On Buttes? The so-called world’s smallest mountain range? Way, way, way up in northern California? (Brain does a quick search and find.) Uh-huh no. Might it be … the Ringtail ‘cat’ which is related to raccoons and coatis? My E-mail [...]
Have you seen those rubber “truck nuts”? They look a lot like the human male’s testes, don’t they? It bothered me the first time I saw them and they still do today. Why? They look like someone castrated a human male and posted the testes like perverted trophies. Now, in Virginia, they may be banned [...]
