Got this in my e-mail and thought it was worth sharing …
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.
When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning
… Uphill…
BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I [...]

sushi

There’s a guy at work who is always asking me web-related questions.  I finally told him the questions were going to cost him.  The price? One whole roll of sushi per question!
Googie, aka Designer_Ape, made this for me and I put it in front of my desk. XD

internet_comic

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

@ WORK

you spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

you spend most of [...]